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Technolog - Assange’s OKCupid profile: You’re not good enough
Not quite okay, in so many ways.
Source: MSN
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You’re in college? Really?
My friend, who shall remain nameless, got out of a long term relationship several months ago & is now actively dating. She sent me this message earlier today.
“Dude, this chick is 36, not the one from ——‘s page… the other chick that requested me to be her friend a couple of days ago. I asked her to tell me a little bit about herself and this is her response:
work at ———- at night and go to school there during the day. I will hopefully be graduating in May in construction management. I’m a sweet loving person. I except both my masculine and famine side of myself which there is definitely both.
I want to be working in construction with sustainable practices and commission building and estimate. But mostly I was to be my further wife a house with my own hands! I want harassment of homosexual people. Gay marriage, and more education in school that deals with homosexual kids and to teach tolerance. I’m sensitive, loving, caring, smart, attractive, etc and sexy.”
Sorry, what? I didn’t get that. Please proof read your responses. And spell check. My “famine” side is a stickler for editing & proof reading. **Note: I added ——- and took out names, but everything else is verbatim.**
(submitted by cathcannotfly)
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My OKCupid experience.
http://luapula.wordpress.com/2008/12/03/its-always-sunny-in-medford-6/
Thank you, Luapula!
To be fair re: your horrific date, I once told a guy, “Well, I need to go buy groceries now,” to end our awful date. Misanthropy for everyone!
Again, I can’t get screenshots on this computer.
I would like us to become fuckbuddy’s
I’m the coolest guy on here
1. He looks like a very creepy Mr Potato Head
2. He sent me 8 or 9 messages like this.
3. I am actually slightly frightened.
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Open call for submissions!
Please submit them here.
Guidelines:
- Can be from ANY dating website, not just OKCupid.
- Must have usernames blocked out and the messager’s face obscured (black bar over the eyes, fuzzed out, superimposed picture of a douche, etc).
- Must incite feelings somewhere within the range of “chagrin” to “abject terror.”
Credit will be given to your Tumblr username unless anonymity is requested.
1… 2… 3… GO!
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